10 easy steps to giving yourself a haircut at home:
1. Find scissors
2. Remove ski hat
3. Begin cutting boldly
4. Add 'layers'
5. Remember that you are likely cutting more off the left side than right, as a result of constricted elbow movement due to a very very small bathroom.
6. Using hand mirror along with medicine cabinet mirror, view back of head to see if cut is even
7. Cut more off the left side, forgetting that mirrors reverse things
8. Cut lots off right side to compensate
9. Review results
10. Replace ski hat
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
hey thats like my algorithm! xcept i loop over steps 3 through 9 3-5 times.
ReplyDeleteYeah- I sort of modeled it after your algorithm... Sorry I didn't give you credit...
ReplyDeleteI think it looks very nice!
ReplyDeleteMine involves 3 steps: put on mittens, close eyes, and "foil".
ReplyDeleteLike of the aluminum sort or of the algebra sort? (The foil that is...)
ReplyDelete